Will Smith Should Have Headlined Lollapalooza

MCA has cancer. It sucks. Especially if you bought tickets to any festival this summer where the Beastie Boys were inevitably going to blow your fucking brain wide open. All Points West festival in New Jersey replaced him with Jay-Z. Outside Lands chose Tenacious D. Austin City Limits and Lollapalooza both chose the Suck Suck Sucks (Yeah Yeah Yeahs). But that's probably because C3 Presents, the company that puts on both festivals, also owns the PR company that used to rep the band... eeeek corporate-ness!!!

But we had a big group at Lolla and all of us decided that we needed a new hip-hop headliner in place of the Beasties... not just some indie-shit two person band who sucks. I'm sorry if any of you like them, but they fucking blow.

So anyway, what became a big joke all weekend was how we needed a hip-hop headliner, but someone that was a total throwback to the 90s when Lolla was the big dog on the festival scene. What we need is a real American Hero. What we need is Will Smith.

I enter unto the editorial staff here exhbits of utter rockness. The first one that tells me that you wouldn't want to see this man live and in concert is the first one I say has no soul.

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GETTING JIGGY WITH IT

So... tell me you wouldn't go see that in concert. I mean, shit. That would be fucking awesome. I say we start the petition. Get that man on stage. I saw Seven Pounds. That movie sucked, dude needs a blockbuster where he can write the theme song again.. it's worked in the past. And I feel 9pm at Lollapalooza is the best time to debut it. Let's shoot for 2010.